I’d like to start today's rant with a caveat: I’m not a Tory. I never been and never will be. But I’ve got good mates who are Tories (including top-notch MPs like Lee Anderson). I even voted Tory, once – for Theresa May, to get Brexit done. Whoops… And unlike those loveless Labour losers in their silly little T-shirts, I’ve definitely kissed a Tory.
But …





